Funtober Halloween Costumes

Taxi Costumes

Taxi costumes are made for special sexy women drivers.  We have three styles of these adult costumes to tempt your next cab fare.  When driving it’s your way or the highway when you are wearing a taxi cab driver costume!

It’s the perfect sexy costume to wear on Halloween for an adult (driver’s license required for this costume!) woman. If you want to drive the guys at the party crazy or if you want a valid excuse for not drinking alcohol (you’re the designated driver!).  Here are the costumes:

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Whether you come to the party in the Tina Taxi Driver costume or the “Free Rides” costume, you will have all of the boys (and even a few of the girls) hoping for a ride. You’ll be having fun with the witty banter about your job all evening long.

We started this page because we believed that the cabbie costume was underrepresented at bars around Halloween. There are always tons of witches and fairies but never a good cab driver there when you need one!

While we don’t live in New York or Chicago, both major taxi meccas, we do live in the downtown area of a major metropolitan area in the United States and are exposed to taxi cabs and their drivers on a daily basis. In fact, one member of our staff has lived without a car for over a year (he got tired of paying for parking and gave his car back to his parents).

Given this experience, we’ve come to believe in a single fundamental rule about taxi cab drivers – there’s always one around except when you really need one, such as in the rain, snow, or on major holidays.

So we decided to start this website to put a few extra taxi cab drivers on the road at Halloween. Or, more specifically, at a Halloween party near you. We hope that more than a few of them will become designated drivers for the evening. And if you decide to hand the keys off to someone else, we hope you appreciate the irony of an intoxicated individual in a taxi cab driver costume.

We hope you grow as fond of the taxi driver Halloween costume as we have. We think it has earned a spot as one of the Halloween costumes that all women have to wear once before they die. It’s that good. If you haven’t worn a cab driver costume already – get yours shipped to you now!

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Chauffeur Costume

If you want to go in hi-style for Halloween, then we recommend you park your taxi for the evening and become a limo driver instead. Your job, should you choose to accept it, will be to haul celebrities around in your limosine and open the door in your sexy chauffeur uniform with black cap. Don’t forget the sunglasses to pull off the authentic driver look or you may be going home without your tip!

Among the upgrades over your standard cab fare are:
- You’ll get to wait outside hip and exotic restaurants and clubs.
- You’ll meet famous stars rather than your average joe.
- You’ll count your tips in 20s (or more!) rather than singles.
- You can charge $200 an hour rather than $2 a mile.

Don’t get us wrong. We think the taxi cab driver costume is awesome. But if your feeling in the dumps and want to upgrade your status for an evening, you might wish to live out your fantasy as a high class escort rather than an ordinary grunt. You can set your sights higher than the taxi cab driver costume and reach for the stars if you wish. So find a chauffeur costume today. If you really want to be an authentic Halloween chauffeur, you’ll try your luck as Hemlock, the ghost chauffeur. The adult costume is perfect for driving your fellow Halloween partiers from event to event as it is appropriately scary for the evening.

Find more adult costumes: Womens Costumes