Here are a few tips for the ladies of Oktoberfest that will be attending for the first time.
- Wear a dirndl. No silly hats. Tie the bow of dirndl on left side to flirt. Wear a garter to store the essentials. Do not wear open toed shoes or sandals. There may be glass on the ground due to drunken toasting.
- Pace yourself, as it is stronger than the average beer.
- Dance on your bench rather than in the aisles.
- Head to the bathroom early. Lines can be long.
- Use the buddy system.